Root Canal Pt. 1

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  I had a root canal retreatment today. This is not to be confused with a root canal treatment. A retreatment means, in my case, that you had a root canal some time ago, but neglected to do Part 2, the important part, the part where you get a crown put over the top of your compromised tooth to restore its original strength and power. Apparently, when your practitioner cleans out all the dead or infected nerve endings inside your renegade tooth, she has drilled away so much tooth structure that the blown-out eggshell of a molar that is left will not be strong enough to the endure the impact of heavy chewing. I decided to test this theory back in 2011, when I felt that enduring the root canal was enough suffering to get me Continue Reading

Thanksgiving 2017: The Band

Band Photo 2017

Well, another successful Thanksgiving year come and gone, replete with all the sugary trimmings, family drama, and dinner table repartee. I look forward to this time of year because as a writer, I love the family fights. It makes such amazing material. This year also marked what will hopefully result in a new tradition: the […]

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Happy Halloween 2017

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Happy Halloween from your nicheless blogger — Amy Bronwen Zemser.  I don’t know what I’m doing with this website anymore. I have no goals, no niche, no demographic, no plan. I do have a cautionary tale, however. I practically died last night. Halloween with three kids is always busy with costumes and squash-soup making and tea […]

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Our Two Cats, Martin Luther and Rosie (Crazy Eyes Mouse Killa).


Greetings from the blog! Some recent news: 1. All three of my children now attend public school. 2. I am no longer breastfeeding my twins. 3. Lynn and I are still together. 4. We are now fostering kittens. We have re-homed ten, but are keeping these two. 5. Jefferson, our mini-schnauzer, has registered his dissatisfaction […]

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Happy Halloween 2016

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Happy Halloween, my friends. My twins are four and in preschool now, and the other day the parents were told to put the children into costumes for a trip to the local assisted living facility. My twin girls are staunch archetypes. One is tomboy; the other is femme. Ella wore a sparkly mermaid costume and Lucy […]

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Happy New Year 2016: Looking Forward to this Year’s Resolutions

Ray Reads Dear Julia

Here’s Ray at 7 reading a book I wrote before he was born and got published shortly thereafter. It’s for the good ten-year-old reader but Ray has always been strong in the reading department. I didn’t tell him to read it. He found it somewhere buried in the piles, noticed the name on it was […]

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What’s Up With Me Since Gay Marriage Got Legal All Over

Happy New Year on July 4th at the dollar store

I’m sorry I’ve been remiss, Dear Readers. I’m having some trouble with focus, time management, sugar intake, and coping with the fact that I am now legally married to Lynn in all fifty states. For a while there I was sure I could just move to Louisiana if I wanted to get away from my […]

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One Small Step Backward for Phyllis Schlafly…


…one giant leap forward for mankind!

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Twins Turning Three, and a Video

Twins at birth

My girls turned three a few weeks ago, and I’ve been thinking lately about what I went through back then. I remember at the end of the pregnancy I was tired of being stared at, so I decided to stop leaving the house. A few weeks before my section, Lynn said, “Aren’t you even going […]

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Caldecott Medal Award Announcement Tomorrow


Who will win the 2015 Randolph Caldecott Award for the most distinguished American picture book for children?  It’s anybody’s guess, I suppose, but here are sixteen picture books from this past year that I think are mighty contenders, and worth buying whether they take the gold or not. Gaston, Kelly DiPucchio The Girl and the Bicycle, […]

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Happy New Year

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It’s January the 24th, and I can’t believe the snow out there today.  It’s beautiful. Let’s sled. There are a few things on this and next month’s agenda, for those interested or still following me here. 1. The 2015 Newbery and Caldecott awards will be announced on Monday, February 2, 2015.  Stay tuned for a […]

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Happy Fall, All…

Fall Colors

What a glorious weekend in the Hudson Valley. I’ve been away from the blog for so long.  Please stay with me as I share some stories of our lives raising the twins, managing Suzuki violin with our son, new thoughts on public school and further, more serious inquiries into a homeschooling option for my children.  I […]

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Book #282: Breathe

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When I started writing this book-a-day portion of the blog, my intent was to focus exclusively on books for my five-year-old (he’s now six). Recently, however, I’ve noticed that my two-year-old twins have become increasingly curious about sitting and listening, which makes me feel guilty occasionally. They are simply too little to sit through or […]

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Book #281: America’s White Table

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I had no idea that for the past thirty years or more, a white table with an empty chair has been set in military dining halls all across America. In this book, a family goes about setting a white table for those lost or missing in action during the Vietnam war.  Although this book is […]

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Book #280: Hey, Rabbit

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I love this guy’s work. Look closely, there’s a bit of Maurice Sendak in there for sure. I wrote about Sergio Ruzzzier before, but somehow I overlooked a pretty good bunny book during the Easter season and thought I’d catch up to it now. This is a dreamy and magical sort of book, definitely short […]

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Book #279: The Wall

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Eve Bunting’s beautifully written story of a boy and his father as they visit the Vietnam Veteran’s Memorial in Washington D.C. is one of the best books you can find to introduce young children to the meaning of Memorial Day. In this book, a little boy watches his father stand at the wall, remembering his […]

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Book #278: The Lotus Seed

The Lotus Seed -- emperor's garden

Someday I’m going to have to write a picture book about a seed, since no matter how you come at the topic there’s always going to be something symbolic in there for everybody. The Carrot Seed, The Empty Pot, practically anything by Lois Ehlert — it’s all good. With The Lotus Seed, children are introduced […]

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Book #277: Planting the Trees of Kenya

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It’s amazing what planting a tree can do for a  nation’s future….check back for this review soon.   Previous

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Book #276: City Green

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Ray and I really enjoyed this story about an old building that is knocked down on a poor city block. According to the narrator, “now this block looks like a big smile with one tooth missing.” With the help of her neighbor, Marcy decides to form a neighborhood group of people dedicated to renting out […]

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Book #275: The Wildest Brother

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Now that my son Ray is coming up on six-and-a-half, his imaginative world is as vigorous as ever. The other day I must have called his name from the kitchen about fifty times before he actually heard me. Not because he was all that far away, but because he was immersed in some fantasy situation […]

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Book #274: On Meadowview Street

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As a child my father never cared much for owning a perfectly manicured front lawn, so I can appreciate Henry Cole’s On Meadowview Street, about a child who turns her suburban front yard into a sort of nature preserve. Her father is mowing the lawn when Caroline finds a small blossom. She runs to the basement […]

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Book #273: Farfallina and Marcel

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I’m one of those people who thinks that anything you wish to say of any importance can be perfectly expressed in a picture book. For this reason, I’ve pretty much always given children’s book as gifts to adults, and nobody has complained. Good friends will likely receive the George and Martha books, or the vintage favorite, […]

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Book #272: Elsie’s Bird

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Sorry to be redundant, but it’s David Small’s magnificent illustrations that compel me to write about a 2010 book called Elsie’s Bird. It’s about a little girl who moves from Boston to Nebraska during the time of the American pioneers. The words, by Jane Yolen (of Owl Moon and countless others) work beautifully with Small’s pictures, […]

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Book #271: A Boy and A Jaguar

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An illustrated autobiography of a naturalist, A Boy and a Jaguar tells the story of a boy who is set apart from others because of a debilitating stutter. The book opens with the boy leaning toward his favorite animal, about to speak, but he is interrupted by his father.  “What are you doing?” his father […]

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