One Small Step Backward for Phyllis Schlafly…

…one giant leap forward for mankind!

A Note to my Readers

Dear Readers, If you received an email with a secret password, it’s because I’m planning to post a personal essay that is truly personal.  (How is that even possible? you may ask. How much more burning shame can this writer endure?) You’ll need the passcode to read the post, which should be published soon. If […]

My Husband Has No Penis

An abridged version of this essay, entitled “When Your Husband is Not a Man,” was recently featured on YahooShine. I’ll tell you a secret. I still have some internalized homophobia.  I get squeamish when I have to come out, even if it’s a circumstance where nobody gives a damn, which is pretty much my circumstance […]

Unrehearsal

When I was thirty-one years old I had a torrid affair with a woman.  Let’s call her Mary (her name was Mary).  It was not very nice of me to carry on with Mary, especially since I was already married to Mark.  (Let’s call him Mark.) Mark liked Mary very much until I admitted that […]