What’s Up With Me Since Gay Marriage Got Legal All Over

I’m sorry I’ve been remiss, Dear Readers. I’m having some trouble with focus, time management, sugar intake, and coping with the fact that I am now legally married to Lynn in all fifty states. For a while there I was sure I could just… Continue reading

Happy New Year

It’s January the 24th, and I can’t believe the snow out there today.  It’s beautiful. Let’s sled. There are a few things on this and next month’s agenda, for those interested or still following me here. 1. The 2015 Newbery and Caldecott awards will… Continue reading

How to Thaw Your Unborn Children — Update

Dear Readers of Thaw: I’ll be spending some time over the next few weeks working out a book proposal to some literary agents. My Thaw series has something of a bloggy feel (as it should, it’s a blog after all) and I’ve got to… Continue reading

How to Thaw Your Unborn Children, Part 14

“I like this one,” Lynn said.  “He looks like a really nice person.” “He looks like the manager of Taco Bell,” I said. Lynn said, “Do you want a nice person or do you want some mathematical asshole?”  (she did not say “mathematical asshole.”)… Continue reading

How to Thaw Your Unborn Children, Part 13

In the spring of 2006 I stood in the hallway of PS 261, an elementary school in Brooklyn, whispering into my cell phone with a representative from Xytex Cryo International, a sperm bank headquartered in Augusta, Georgia. It was my lunch break, I had… Continue reading

Letter from the Editor

Dear Friends, Readers, Lovers, Homosexuals: I can’t believe I’ve fallen this far behind on my personal posts.  I apologize.  I’m writing the portion of How to Thaw Your Unborn Children that has to do with our experience of selecting a sperm donor, getting acquainted… Continue reading

Holiday Charm from Me to You…

Dearest Readers, Try as I might, I sometimes can’t make my self-imposed deadline of a personal post every Tuesday and Thursday. I forced my web lady to help me edit the copy from “Personal Posts Every Tuesday and Thursday” to “Personal Posts Most Tuesdays… Continue reading

How to Thaw Your Unborn Children, Part 12

When Lynn and I first got together, we had sex constantly. We’d do it before we went to sleep. We’d wake each other up in the middle of the night and then do it again first thing in the morning and continue on through… Continue reading

How to Thaw Your Unborn Children, Part 11

Readers, I am not allowed to write about my sexual relationship with my spouse.  Who knew that she was reading along all this time, quietly suffering the horror of knowing that any day or week or month she could be this site’s next unsuspecting… Continue reading

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