How to Thaw Your Unborn Children — Update

Dear Readers of Thaw: I’ll be spending some time over the next few weeks working out a book proposal to some literary agents. My Thaw series has something of a bloggy feel (as it should, it’s a blog after all) and I’ve got to… Continue reading

How to Thaw Your Unborn Children, Part 14

“I like this one,” Lynn said.  “He looks like a really nice person.” “He looks like the manager of Taco Bell,” I said. Lynn said, “Do you want a nice person or do you want some mathematical asshole?”  (she did not say “mathematical asshole.”)… Continue reading

How to Thaw Your Unborn Children, Part 13

In the spring of 2006 I stood in the hallway of PS 261, an elementary school in Brooklyn, whispering into my cell phone with a representative from Xytex Cryo International, a sperm bank headquartered in Augusta, Georgia. It was my lunch break, I had… Continue reading

How to Thaw Your Unborn Children, Part 12

When Lynn and I first got together, we had sex constantly. We’d do it before we went to sleep. We’d wake each other up in the middle of the night and then do it again first thing in the morning and continue on through… Continue reading

How to Thaw Your Unborn Children, Part 11

Readers, I am not allowed to write about my sexual relationship with my spouse.  Who knew that she was reading along all this time, quietly suffering the horror of knowing that any day or week or month she could be this site’s next unsuspecting… Continue reading

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How to Thaw Your Unborn Children, Part 9

I’ve been thinking a lot these days about what it means to feel uncomfortable.  Is it really so bad to feel bad?  Why are so many people conflict avoidant?  What does it mean when we brush up against each other the wrong way, and… Continue reading

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How to Thaw Your Unborn Children, Part 8A

When I left my husband, it was because I had an affair with a woman. I loved my husband a lot, and we had a great time in the bedroom, too, but I’m of the opinion that you can pretty much teach a monkey… Continue reading

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